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Post by ordinaryshaver on Dec 21, 2018 23:14:31 GMT -6
I hope y'all will bear with me on this thread. I have got to document these things for posterity... Tonight while out to eat, with SWMBO for her bday the funniest thing happened. We have just finished our salads, and are waiting for the steaks to arrive. I like my steak medium rare. I actually like them rare, but most times if you say medium it is usually close enough. However SWMBO likes her medium, has for years ..... Until tonight. Tonight, she wanted it as rare as legally safe to serve. I did a double take when she said it, but she had the eyes that cut right through you. She gets her 12 ounce steak, begins to eat and mid way through the steak let's out the biggest belch I have heard in a long time! Y'all when I say I was rolling in the floor laughing, that's close to it, I'm trying to hold my laugh in and she is turning bright red. She finishes her steak, and sops up the remaining juices with the bread, in her plate and mine. As we try to make a sneaky get away, right by the hostess station, she cuts one, and it sounded like it was alive. Y'all, she burbed and farted in public!!!!! 😱 She was so embarrassed until.a nice older lady, about Fuzzys age, walked over to her and without missing a beat states "Honey when I was pregnant with mine, you would have thought I lived with a high school football team" I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but I couldn't contain it any longer.
We got home, she looked at me and said"that steaknwas really good, I guess the baby likes sopping up juices and blood" I may be living with a vampire, wish me luck!
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Post by Petrvs on Dec 22, 2018 6:31:33 GMT -6
now that's a good story for posterity! We men will never be able to understand the mood swings of a woman on her period...well, during pregnancy that is 10 times worse 🤣 What I remember most of all was how my wife's tastes changed from a day to the next...like she went crazy for meals she never loved, and then the day after was again like "take this away from me, it makes me sick"...it's all new day after day. And with the parenthood...you'll see 😉
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Post by ShadowsDad on Dec 22, 2018 8:56:32 GMT -6
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Post by ordinaryshaver on Jan 17, 2019 22:11:27 GMT -6
The Mrs has never liked pickles, read HATED them. But over the last 5 or so days she has me thinking I need to buy stock in a pickle company. She has gone through 6 jars of Vlasic brand pickles. I am almost to the point that I am contemplating going to Costco to buy the gallon jars!
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Post by ShadowsDad on Jan 17, 2019 23:40:00 GMT -6
ROTFLMAO x2! No ice cream pickle sundaes?
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Post by wchnu on Jan 18, 2019 1:19:16 GMT -6
Save the juice and make pickled eggs!!!
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Post by poppi on Jan 18, 2019 17:42:20 GMT -6
Now that's funny! Not funny "ha-ha" but funny fall on the floor lmao funny!
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Post by ordinaryshaver on Jan 21, 2019 20:37:34 GMT -6
I figured that I would pass this along to yall! 10 weeks as of today! I'm one proud poppa! Expecting a due date of August 2nd.
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Post by jayaruh on Jan 21, 2019 20:43:44 GMT -6
I figured that I would pass this along to yall! 10 weeks as of today! I'm one proud poppa! Expecting a due date of August 2nd. Good for you. Congratulations. Hope all goes very well for you both.
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Post by pj3r on Jan 22, 2019 1:52:03 GMT -6
Good for you OS! And fr your wife, of course!
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Post by birdlives on Jan 25, 2019 1:33:04 GMT -6
Wishing you and yours the very best, healthy and happy time through all of this!
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Post by ordinaryshaver on Mar 9, 2019 22:50:32 GMT -6
Well, it happened again today. I'm am working on holding my laughter in as I type this. I am at work today, and the Mrs. calls me. Now, noting unusual about that, except I can hear desperation in her voice. It sounds a bit muffled, and as I'm trying to tell her I can barely hear her, I hear the phone drop on the floor on my end. I tell the boss man I gotta go real quick, something is going on and I rush out the door. The whole way there, I have the call still going, and everything is muffled. By this time I'm getting worried. I get home, unlock the door, and rush to the bedroom expecting the worst. I throw open the door and there she is, stuck on her stomach unable to free herself from the tangle of sheets and pregnancy pillow. For those of y'all unfamiliar with a pregnancy pillow, it is a u shaped pillow used to provide support to a growing belly. Y'all, she got herself wedged and stuck under the sheets and tangled them up under herself and the pillow! I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but it was akin to a monkey trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. Nothing was working as she tried to free herself. The phone had stopped on the floor out if her reach, and she couldn't get herself over close enough to oipi it up. I had a good chuckle about it, and untangled her and went back to work.
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Post by ordinaryshaver on Mar 9, 2019 22:52:18 GMT -6
I also figured I would pass this along, 14 week ultrasound.
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Post by wchnu on Mar 9, 2019 23:21:40 GMT -6
Lol. Sounds like a fun day. Tell her we want video next time.
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